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Saturday, January 4, 2014

Fearless Forecast 2014

Have you ever thought of things that will really never happen in anyone's life, even your own and yet, such products of wild imagination may after all be true or become one, now or in the near future, or perhaps in the past. Then start thinking as you may regret not having prepared for these events or occurrences - which I will dub as the "Fearless Forecast 2014" :

1) The Ring of Fire may cool down for a short period of about three months during summer that will cause snow to fall and cover the pacific rim with ice. After which, volcanoes all over will start to erupt and cover the earth with dusts and smoke, thereby bringing in the new ice age. This may take years of course.

2) Paper money and coins will no longer be accepted the moment the winter season starts. Not even precious metals and stones. Wealth will be measured by the IQ level of the person and people will start to harness energy from their own body and store it for heat and light in exchange for food and commodities. 

3) Nuclear and other weapons of mass destruction will become obsolete, damaged or deactivated by a strange cosmic activity. Suddenly, superpowers are gone. Their carriers, aircrafts and land crafts were likewise disabled. To a certain strange degree, commercial and passenger vessels, airplanes and vehicles are working. Really weird.

4) Old age have become the trend. Geriatric fashion, cuisine and gadgets are in demand. Being young has become a taboo. Everyone has to be sick of something somehow to be in. Despite the old age, the quest for the fountain of youth continues. Vanity of vanities!

5) Synthetic food, artificial sweetener, artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial texture and artificial preservatives have become the hottest fast food items.

6) Global medium of communication is smiling. People have learned to manipulate facial movements in order to communicate. Getting mad or angry has become a capital offense with the death penalty being carried out on the spot. Ours will have a no permit to carry guns  society but we can keep at least one in our homes. There will be no more firecrackers. 

7) Technology will never be the same again. Brains will be wired up to become electronic transmitters for an automated house, automated car, automated learning, automated entertainment, automated purchasing, and of course,  automated elections as well as automating dining and automated emotions.

8) A new international body will be organized to process applications of those intending to migrate to planets of choice where human settlements have been established. Each application would cost approximately one thousand energy chips which is equivalent to twenty thousand push ups.

9) Internet and all related gadgets, hardwares and softwares will be banned for ages 25 and below. This prohibition will include ownership, possession or use of cellphones, tablets, laptops and desktops. Cable televisions shall be regulated and censorship shall be strictly enforced.

10) Solid waste management has become big business with a global treaty and the passage of implementing local laws requiring solid waste to be used as construction materials and also in land reclamation. Meanwhile, all cars which are 10 years old above must be retired and given to solid waste facilities. All houses must have at least 3 levels and be made concrete using solid waste materials that will withstand Category 5 and up Typhoons or magnitude 8 earthquakes including storm surges and tsunamis. All other houses shall be torn down and used by such facilities.

That's it folks! My fearless forecast. As I have earlier forewarned you, they may not happen but they may be bases for future inventions and decisions or even laws that could be passed with certain modifications. Some may be funny but it depends on how you would want yourself to understand them. So let's see what happens next!

By the way, I own the copyright of this blog and thus, contact me for any intended movie or theatrical or entertainment adaptation. This is my 11th  Fearless Forecast. 

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